Can you imagine my six year old 2nd cousin (I guess that's what he is called) going into school next year to talk about his summer.
Hey Will what did you do this summer?
"Well we went on vacation, I caught some fish, went water tubing and than I went digging and found Jimmy Hoffa. I brought back some of his bones."
Will came up yesterday with a few rocks in his hands and told his dad, "here are these bones I found. They are from Jimmy Hoffa."
Just what his father was expecting to hear. Just what his teacher would love to hear. Talk about a memorable introduction to a new student next year.
"I found Jimmy Hoffa"
"Oh well then you get straight A's"
Will will get me back when he is older.
At this age every rock he finds might become Jimmy Hoffa.
They are flying back to Florida today and I can only imagine Will asking his father "Dad where did you put my Jimmy Hoffa bones" right as there walking through security.
"Excuse me mister, we need to bring you to the interview room, NOW"
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