Sad to hear

So it's sad to hear the some sports use their attractive female athletes who aren't the best players to sell their sports. I know it happens because I have heard people talk about it.

Anyway what guy goes to a game because the players are hot?

How pathetic could you possibly be?

"Oh she's looking right at me"

"Um she's just looking at her coach for a sign"

"No she wasn't. It's destiny. Let's go get autographs after the game"

"She just layed down a bunt, she was not looking at you"

You have to be a complete moron to think that an athlete is going to purposely look into the stands during a game for social reasons. They are not making eye contact with you. They are just visualizing the next play.

Someone in my high school took credit for the Giants beating the Cowboys once because he said he intimidated a couple of Dallas Cowboys by staring at them from the sideline.

Because we all know that pro-bowl NFL football players are afraid of a kid who couldn't even become his high school teams punter.

Please tap me on the shoulder if you ever read a headline that says "Football player pressing charges for being assaulted at night club by 5'9" white guy."