Oompa Loompa

I couldn't pick a title for this.

RICKIE FOWLER IS A WALKING CONSTRUCTION SIGN.

He is a golfer. The moment I can find a picture of what he wore I will post the link to it. It is probably one of the most obnoxious outfits I've ever seen a man wear.

The only thing more orange was my high school's field hockey team. They were so tan that their skin was darker than their hair color. I truly thought they were Oompa Loompas when they walked down the hall.

But seriously though where can you buy bright orange pants? What section in a clothes store has that? I don't remember seeing any bright orange pants in Lord and Taylor. What about Lime Green? Where do you find pants like that? I've never seen a place where you can buy them.

I think part of learning how to golf this summer will be how to dress like a golfer. I may need to make my wardrobe much more outlandish. I think you can dress up so strangely at a golf course and no one will say anything. The more bright colors the better.

Here is a start:

http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3951728&cp=1760781.1760811.3302312&ab=ln_men_cs1_chinos&pg=2&parentPage=family

My mom made this jacket back in the 1970's. It looks hideous. I've never been able to think of a reason to bring it out of my closet. Golfing might just be the perfect excuse.