Another Youth Soccer Day

I seem to be at too many youth soccer events lately.

A few things from today...

If I get married I'm sure I will really love my wife. However, I would not love her enough to be the guy who would carry around a PATIO umbrella over her during a LIGHT rain storm...or drizzle. Normal umbrella, it would be fine, dare I say normal for a man to hold an umbrella for his wife.

Patio umbrella? Never normal.

Yes a man carried a patio umbrella around so his wife would stay dry.

He seemed to be following her as if she was the leader of the free world. Not normal. If you walk together it's normal to hold a regular umbrella for your wife. If you are following someone around with an umbrella it's always weird, no matter if you use a regular umbrella or PATIO umbrella.

I'd be embarrassed to be the wife in that situation. You can't be THAT high maintenance.

They also charged "Admition" to the event. I didn't pay because I didn't know what that meant.

I actually didn't pay because I was working.

I really feel bad for young goalies. I feel like it has to be so much more traumatic to give up a goal as a six year old than as a 20 year old. I could be really wrong on that one but it just feels like that to me.


"When I say jump you say how high, this reminds me of UConn Field Hockey til the day I die."

I heard this song being played at the soccer field and it was also on UConn Field Hockey's pre game warm-up mix. (I changed the lyrics a bit) Whenever I hear the song I think of UConn Field Hockey.