What would Jesus Christ do?

WWJCD?

This is such a popular phrase. What Would Jesus Christ Do?

My Uncle is a priest and I go to church often. I don't like writing about religion so I won't. (My Uncle was Steve Phillips Priest. [no pun intended] You can never keep all your sheep in the herd.)

I wonder what Jesus would do if he was a sports fan because I don't think Jesus is a sports fan. I think it creates too many conflicts of interest for him. I think he wants everyone to be safe and beyond that he doesn't care.

What if he did?

I think if Jesus did care these things would happen:

You would be able to buy bottled water for less than a dollar at a sporting event. Two WHOLE Chicken Tenders plus fries also wouldn't cost $8.25 or $8.75.

UConn Women's Basketball would play Tennessee in a home and home each year and would also play in the NCAA Tournament every year.

The Yankees would suck

A team in Boston could close out a 3-0 lead by game 4 or 5.

Tiger Woods would be castrated. (So would half the NBA Players Association)

Alex Rodriguez would have a syringe for his number and A Roid written on the back of his jersey.

NHL players would still have a full set of teeth.

The Buffalo Bills would have beaten the Giants in the 1991 Super Bowl.

Girls wouldn't ever tear their ACL's

The Knicks would be sent to the D-league

No soccer game would ever be decided on penalty kicks.

The Yankees never would have been able to trade for Babe Ruth.

We'd still know who David Duval was.

Hartford would still have the Whalers.

Poker would be off television.

Ron Artest would have missed that shot last night.

The Mets would actually have a star player on their team when they were good.

The media would pay attention to female athletics.

There would never ever be rain delays (unless you are a Orioles fan. It beats watching the team)

The Lions and Cowboys would always WIN on Thanksgiving (Bigger problem for the Lions of course)

Terrell Owens would always have the ball thrown to him by Donovan McNabb.

Butler would have beaten Duke.

Barry Sanders wouldn't have retired early.

NFC West games would never be put on prime time.

College Football would have playoffs.

Army and Navy would be good at sports.

Chad Ochocinco would still be Chad Johnson, but he would be allowed to entertain during games.

The Yankees LOOOOOOSSSSEEEEE The Yankees LOOOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEE would be played after every Yankees game regardless of outcome.

Florida State would miss every kick wide right.

Kristine Lilly will play soccer as a grandmother.

All Baseball Managers would be as entertaining as Ozzie Guillen.

We would always be in March Madness.

Traveling would be properly called in the NBA.

All professional athletes who make over a million dollars and complain about their salary would be kidnapped and brought to Africa to see how hard life really can be.

John Madden and Pat Summerall would still be broadcasting games together.

Maya Moore would be more famous than Tim Tebow.

The Clippers would always beat the Lakers.

Howard Schnellenberger never would have left Miami.

There would be no designated hitter.

The Blue Jays would be moved to another division. They are good, but never good enough to compete with the Yankees, Rays and Red Sox.

No player on steriods would ever be elected into Cooperstown.

The Yankees would be the first baseball team to go 0-162

Notre Dame Football would be irrelevant...Wait, Maybe Jesus is a Sports Fan?