Apparently I won't be able to write much today because I need to clean the house. (Like that would stop me) TWO people are coming to the house for the first time. Two people that I mean I barely know. We barely know them. (Will make for great awkward conversation all day long)
So we have to give them a tour. Why? Why must they get a tour? Do they even want a tour?
Why must this tour include my room? What's worse is that I know the bathroom will be part of the tour. It always is. Like bathrooms are all so different...
"Here is where Tim shaves. Back in 2007 Tim set a knew dental record in this sink by brushing and flossing in 42.14 seconds. There will be an historical plaque placed here upon the five year anniversary of it's occurrence."
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