Melissa Busque and Jessica Shufelt might be well known on the soccer fields. I know that they play soccer because I have watched them play at UConn. However, they are most famous for their indecisiveness in choosing seats in my Psychology class. My teacher actually complained that they couldn't find two seats in the sea of emptiness that would be my lecture hall. Seriously, Mo Vaughn could run a mile backwards when he is 70 before those two would figure out where to sit. I have seen them stare and contemplate the choosing of seats. It's like how the Crocodile Hunter used to go after the animals on his show. They try and find seats like Irwin tried to find dangerous animals. They move at just the right speed, and slowly stalk the lecture hall seats. As they move in towards the "chosen seats" they finally sit down and stun the lecture hall seats into submission.
However, today I was eating at South dining hall and I couldn't help but be impressed by their decisiveness in seat choosing. They found an empty table and sat down. They didn't treat the table and seats as if there might be an alligator around.
I did read that there was an Alligator found in the Connecticut River. I bet Meghan Cunningham pulled a Happy Gilmore on it.
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